a lover with a chemical heart.: Archive

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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...

gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee

girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Watch

gimmesomerach: rabbleprochoice: keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: Really? With Seth and Amy » all about birth control “When you were young, people died of Polio.” Awesome. “Don’t get me wrong. Transvaginal is my favorite airline. I have so many miles, I always get upgraded to ‘Lady Business.’” “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” Amy Poehler is a national treasure. Love, Rabble har har...

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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halvoismygod: i’d love to go to a concert as a date but please don’t make it one of my favorite bands i don’t think crying hysterically and making constant comments about how i want to touch the band inappropriately is very attractive

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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new year's: abc family harry potter marathon family event
valentine's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
president's weekend: abc family harry potter marathon family event
st. patrick's day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
spring break: abc family harry potter marathon family event
memorial day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
independence day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
labor day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
columbus day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
veterans day: abc family harry potter marathon family event
thanksgiving: abc family harry potter marathon family event
christmas: abc family harry potter marathon family event

Feb 19th

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last night.

was dope as fuck! seeing dance gavin dance with Kurt Travis and Matt Geise was awesome!!! and of course i never go home disappointed! I got a setlists and met kurt and matt and they signed my setlist. no pictures though. I didnt want to bother them, they were getting ready to leave. They were both super sweet and funny. :)

Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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pfefferi: on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you

Feb 16th

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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test

Feb 16th

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